my sister eats pizza like this

by Psychological_Meet28

28 Comments

  1. Iridismis

    Mine would do similarly (a bit less leftovers and no ketchup tho) if we didn’t shame her for it.

  2. Impending_Doom25

    For the love of god tell me that’s not ketchup

  3. AnonymousBromosapien

    Is ur sister a 300lb toddler?

    On one hand… I cant imagine any grown human being is eating pizza with ketchup while simultaneously has such a strong aversion to pizza crust that they cant bring themselves to eat more than 2/3 of any single slice of pizza.

    Then on the other hand… I cant imagine a toddler that is anything less than morbidly obese eating a whole pizza themselves.

  4. dufflebag7

    Mark my words. She will murder you in your sleep.

  5. Fabulous_Hand2314

    not eating the crust on a frozen pizza? okay
    not eating all of the meat of a pizza? venial sin
    ketchup as a condiment? she’s a witch

  6. DullJackfruit5135

    Fuck how she eats it, why is there ketchup on that plate?!? Is ranch not good enough lol

  7. Prestigious-Board-62

    Somebody show this to an Italian. They’ll have an aneurysm.

  8. Nearby_Bit7053

    Is your sister single? Cause I would NOT be surprised.

  9. If OP is ever found murdered, I know whom the police should interrogate first

  10. AngrgL3opardCon

    Please tell me your sister is a kid because wtf

  11. crikker444

    She can actually get the death penalty in 17 States for this

  12. I feel like there should be some sort of class action lawsuit that anybody that has viewed this picture can sign up and be a part of.

  13. walter-hoch-zwei

    Return her and get a new sister. Clearly, this one’s broken.

  14. Ill_Bodybuilder_1083

    Does she wear people’s skins too???

  15. pengouin85

    Os it too late to have your parents return her?

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